Curse

Tur713 · May 15, 2005, 08:43 PM // 20:43

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Originally Posted by Mimu

Assume that they go to the bathroom when you do..if you're still watching the screen whilst you do this you have a serious problem.

You guys go to the bathroom while playing Guild Wars? lol

Anyway, what do you think your characters are doing during the loading screens? They're peeing! That's why sometimes it takes longer than others to load.

Gerbill · May 15, 2005, 09:24 PM // 21:24

I find it funny.. that you can whisper to someone on the other side of the world..
one hell of a hearing..

how you hear music in the background wherever you go..

How a backpack can contain a lot of swords, axes, shields etc.. must be some kind of magic..

Tur713 · May 15, 2005, 11:04 PM // 23:04

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Originally Posted by Gerbill

how you hear music in the background wherever you go..

I totally think that's just you character humming to themselves.

Gerbill · May 15, 2005, 11:43 PM // 23:43

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Originally Posted by Tur713

I totally think that's just you character humming to themselves.

damn good humming them.. full orchestras n stuff

Tur713 · May 15, 2005, 11:52 PM // 23:52

It's either that or they just have songs stuck in their heads or it's a bit like Blazing Saddles, but we have yet to find the orchestra.

Canook · May 16, 2005, 12:22 AM // 00:22

actually, your character has in ipod

d4nowar · May 16, 2005, 12:46 AM // 00:46

it has to be a magic ipod, because i don't think there was any electricity in the time of the guild wars.

Virtuoso · May 16, 2005, 12:52 AM // 00:52

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Originally Posted by Tur713

It's either that or they just have songs stuck in their heads or it's a bit like Blazing Saddles, but we have yet to find the orchestra.

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name...

I swear I think I actually hear that song in my head when going from mission to mission in the desert.

-Virt

Alzbeta · May 16, 2005, 04:29 PM // 16:29

I love that, for some strange reason, scorpion-like creatures make it a point to carry dye on their person (on their scorpion?). Also, how do river skales transport their gold? They seem to be quite pocketless, and carry no purses or packs.

OvertheHill · May 16, 2005, 04:42 PM // 16:42

The highest one-time melee damage in the game comes from edgeless hammers.

I personally would have placed hammers and clubs as the "least melee combat damage" weapon category, followed by swords, then put axes in the big damage but slow category.

Sentaro Sohdo · May 16, 2005, 04:43 PM // 16:43

How EVERYONE in the world is truly a great monk (pre-searing), and it's hard for them to die, without masses of enemies.

*Ascalon Farmer uses Heal Area* (Or Breeze)
*Nijudu Otowa stares oddly at the FARMER*

Dreamsmith · May 16, 2005, 05:16 PM // 17:16

Remember, everyone in Ascalon has two professions. Farmer/Monk just happens to be quite popular...

Lasher Dragon · May 16, 2005, 05:32 PM // 17:32

Everywhere the devs don't want you to go is highly populated with Wyrms....

I hate Wyrms...

Taranis · May 17, 2005, 03:32 AM // 03:32

1. When you kill all Charrs in Pre-Searing, nothing happens at all...I mean wtf, you saved the world!
2. There's thousands of players in Old Ascalon, even some level 20 NPCs (Warmaster Tydus), why can't they all just fight the Charr back?
3. You can't swim...okay, would be understandable with Warriors and their armors...but Monks? They're like naked...
4. After the searing, how'd Tydus get to level 20 but Rurik stayed level 10?

To be continued..

ManadartheHealer · May 17, 2005, 03:48 AM // 03:48

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Originally Posted by Taranis

3. You can't swim...okay, would be understandable with Warriors and their armors...but Monks? They're like naked...

Monks aren't naked, they still have clothes on. And it is hard as crap to swim in full uniform or whatever. but, if they stripped down, I think the characters should be able to swim..

DarkWasp · May 17, 2005, 04:03 AM // 04:03

I think its funny how Sigil Traders are useless but are quite popular socailists. (Have no sigils but everyone talks to them)

Tur713 · May 17, 2005, 04:05 AM // 04:05

Nobody can swim because of everything they have in their magical backpacks. And when there's nothing inside the backpack, the magic has a side effect of attepting to drown it's wearer if they get too deep in water. Problem solved!

ErikPSO · May 17, 2005, 02:09 PM // 14:09

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Originally Posted by Taranis

4. After the searing, how'd Tydus get to level 20 but Rurik stayed level 10?

Don't forget about how Captain Osric is lvl 20 Pre-Searing but somehow is only lvl 8 Post-Searing?

Amanita Device · May 17, 2005, 02:41 PM // 14:41

Ah, see after the Searing, Captain Osric started drinking heavily...

Sad but true.

Dreamsmith · May 17, 2005, 03:39 PM // 15:39

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Originally Posted by Tur713

Nobody can swim because of everything they have in their magical backpacks. And when there's nothing inside the backpack, the magic has a side effect of attepting to drown it's wearer if they get too deep in water. Problem solved!

Actually, even when empty, there's the weight of the backpack itself to consider. Your backpack is large enough to hold 20 full suits of armor. That's a big backpack. The magic involved allows you to carry it no matter how much weight you put in it, but it's still massively heavy, and due to its size and construction (required to support that much weight), it's still massively heavy, even when empty, and the magic doesn't make it any lighter, it just makes it so you don't feel the weight. The water still does, and you sink to the bottom accordingly.